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Title	Length	Description
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls another Indian Restaurant	2 min 58 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls another Indian Restaurant and the man he speaks to winds up being just as perverted as the original Indian Restaurant prank call.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Motel 6	1 min 51 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger tries to reserve a room but instead gets nasty with the operators.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Buddha	3 min 47 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger attempts to order food from a Chinese restaurant.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Dragon Again	4 min 37 sec	Arnold calls The Dragon Restaurant again looking for Sarah Connor.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Barber Shop	1 min 54 sec	Arnold calls The Barber Shop and gets threatened by The Harlem Barber. Howard Stern also makes an appearance on the call.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Dragon	2 min 14 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a restaurant known as The Dragon, and angers the employees so much that they start swearing at him.
Burger King Harassment Prank Call Part 5	9 min 7 sec	Burger King gets harassed by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kanye West, Chinaman and Kelsey Grammer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Retirement Community	3 min 32 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Retirement Community looking for Thomas Aquinas and Katherine Brewster, and also trying to reserve a room.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Christian Broadcasting Network	4 min 10 sec	Arnold calls a Christian Broadcasting Network looking for Katherine Brewster. He gets pretty rude with the operators.
Indian Telemarketer calls Arnold Schwarzenegger	5 min 14 sec	A telemarketer calls Arnold Schwarzenegger about receiving a "free" $100 gasoline card.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Psychopathic Bitch	2 min 50 sec	Arnold calls a woman who goes completely psycho on him and continues to verbally abuse him, even after he identifies himself as a police officer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Strip Club & Chinaman calls a Spa	4 min 9 sec	This is a 2 for 1 prank as Arnold torments a Strip Club in the first call, followed by Chinaman's harassments of a Spa.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Wisconsin	3 min 36 sec	Detective John Kimble calls a family in Wisconsin to talk to them about Thomas Aquinas, and they refuse to show him any respect.
People in the UK are trying to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger	1 min 13 sec	Arnold is not safe anywhere, including the United Kingdom as even people over there are trying to kill him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Fraud Dept	4 min 47 sec	The Fraud Dept left Arnold Schwarzenegger a message to return a "very important call" so Arnold dials them back to get to the bottom of the situation.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Arrests an Escort	1 min 14 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for an Escort for the evening, however when she refuses his advances he threatens to arrest her.
Arnold Schwarzenegger gets threatened by a redneck	2 min 41 sec	Arnold calls to harass a woman, however a redneck gets on the phone and makes some serious threats toward the Governator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Collection Agency Again	3 min 44 sec	The Collection Agency left Arnold Schwarzenegger a rude message on his answering machine again, so he dials them back for revenge.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Jose Barrera	3 min 39 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a company and wants to talk to Jose Barrera and no one else.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Travel Agency	4 min	Arnold wants to go on a vacation for his birthday, however he is treated with complete disrespect when he identifies himself as Arnold Schwarzenegger to the operator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking for a safe place	3 min 46 sec	People are trying to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger, so he calls looking for a safe place to hide, but winds up ticking off some operators.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls The Retired Escort	1 min 26 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for an Escort Service, however the phone # is no longer that type of business, but Arnold still tries to hit on the woman that answers anyway.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Telemarketer	5 min 30 sec	A Telemarketer has been calling Arnold daily, so he finally calls them back and catches them all by surprise.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Damaged Goods Lady	1 min 37 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger trades insults with a redneck woman.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has trouble with his baby	1 min 24 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls to reserve a room, but his baby keeps distracting him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Cop's Mother	1 min 36 sec	Arnold harasses who female who claims to be a police officer's mother.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Immoral Indian	7 min 45 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Indian Man who says some of the most perverted things ever heard on a soundboard prank call.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls McDonald's	2 min 41 sec	Arnold calls McDonald's to see if Sarah Connor is eating there.
Christian Bale & Arnold Schwarzenegger call a Hotel	4 min 46 sec	Christian Bale needs a room, but instead turns psycho on the call. Arnold gets on the line with a different operator and discusses what is going on with Skynet.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Room Reservations	2 min 30 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Room Reservations and changes his alias from John Kimble to Adam Gibson while on the call, annoying the phone rep in the process.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Foreign Prank Call Rampage	6 min 15 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on a foreign prank call rampage as he calls Australians, Asians and more.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for a 30 Day Free Trial	2 min 30 sec	Arnold calls for a 30 Day Free Trial of a product, but winds up getting told off by the operator.
Al Pacino & Arnold Schwarzenegger call a Crazy Sick Old Man	4 min 45 sec	Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger call a Crazy Old Guy who threatens to kill them. Special appearance by the Chinaman at the end of the call.
People are trying to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger Prank Call	2 min 2 sec	People are trying to kill Arnold, he doesn't know how, he doesn't know why, but what he does know is that he needs to dial as many random numbers as he can to cry for help.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Crazy Motel lady	2 min 19 sec	Arnold calls a Crazy Motel Lady who threatens police action against him for asking for her clothes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Random Places	4 min 50 sec	Arnold calls a bunch of Random Places and harasses people in many random ways.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Vacation Telemarketer	6 min 32 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger received a mail voucher for a "free" vacation. He calls the company back to redeem his prize, however the verification code he attempts to use, 7171177711 does not seem to be correct.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Jamie	3 min	Arnold is looking for his wife Jamie, so he starts calling several random businesses to see if they know where she is. The phone reps are not very happy with Arnold's hostility.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Auto Repair Superstore	3 min 45 sec	Arnold call a popular Auto Repair Superstore to ask the female employees a bunch of questions. Arnold is accused of being a computer nerd by one of the rude employees.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls the Collection Department	4 min 50 sec	A Collection Department from a company that Arnold has never even done any business with keeps calling him, so he phones them back to see who they are and what they want.
Arnold Schwarzenegger gets Aggressive with a Hotel	1 min 56 sec	Arnold gets very angry and very aggressive with a few hotel clerks.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Murphy the Plumber	4 min 47 sec	In one of the best Arnold calls ever, the Terminator calls a plumber named Murphy to accuse him of being a drug dealer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Gateway	1 min 56 sec	One of the first soundboard pranks ever, an instant classic. Arnold, calling as Detective John Kimble, wants to upgrade his computer after normal business hours. He lets Kathy have an ear full after she says the add-ons department is closed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Gateway Again (2nd time)	1 min 46 sec	This time Arnold speaks with a man named Vance at Gateway. Detective John Kimble gets much more violent, and much more threatening this time around. He once again calls Gateway when the add-ons department is closed for the day.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Gateway Tech Support	3 min 9 sec	You think they Gateway would figure out it was Arnold by now. This time he calls their Tech Support to learn that they are not trained to work on "Terminator equipment".
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Gateway for the 4th Time	2 min 7 sec	History has been made as Arnold calls Gateway for an unprecedented 4th time. It has been several years since Arnold has phoned Gateway, but he has not forgotten about them, and from the sound of this call they have not forgotten him either.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Indian restaurant	3 min 50 sec	Arnold calls an Indian restaurant wanting to know all about the father of the restaurant employee who answers the phone. The Indian Man launches a lengthy verbal assault towards Mr. Schwarzenegger, that even includes demanding that Arnold brings his mother there.
Dunkan & Arnold Schwarzenegger call The Jesus Lady	9 min 51 sec	In one the greatest victim prank call ever, Dunkan calls the woman who eventually becomes known as the Jesus Lady and harasses her business long enough for a police officer to arrive on the scene. Dunkan then dispatches Det. John Kimble to deal with the cop.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Kraft Foods to campaign for Governor	1 min 18 sec	This prank was done in late 2003 when Arnold was running for Governor of the great state of California. He decides to call Kraft Foods to campaign. Arnold gets across all of his political points in approximately one minute
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Casino	1 min 5 sec	Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Vegas Casino to speak about how the casinos make billions and pay no taxes to the state.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Community Care Center	1 min 52 sec	Arnold calls a Community Care Center and upon identifying himself as Arnold Schwarzenegger, he is rudely warned to never call there again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Computer Company	5 min 36 sec	Arnold harasses a Computer Company, and lives up to his promise when he says he will be back.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Mexican Family	2 min 52 sec	The Terminator is still looking for Sarah Connor, and thinks she is hiding out with a Mexican family.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Redneck Woman	4 min 5 sec	Arnold calls a redneck woman who is already pissed, his comments about her deceased father makes matters worse.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls HP Tech Support	7 min 3 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls HP Tech Support to discuss Skynet, Cyberdine Systems, and many other Terminator Technical issues.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Credit Card Company	1 min 34 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his Credit Card Company but does not want to give his account number. As with most Arnold calls, this one gets escalated to the "supervisor".
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls 2 Hotels	3 min 37 sec	Arnold calls a Hotel for reservations, however he ticks the clerk off so much that he has no choice but to call a different Hotel, but winds up with the same hilarious outcome.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Battered Women's Hotline	1 min 6 sec	This is basic call where Arnold just pisses off some angry operator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Andrew's Hotel	4 min 53 sec	The Governator makes a prank call to Andrew's Hotel in a call where you cant help but feel sorry for the victim.
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Joe Pesci call Epic Crazy Lady	2 min 10 sec	For the 1st time ever, it's Arnold and Joe Pesci on the same call, harassing a lady.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Someone's Mother	2 min 56 sec	Arnold calls to talk to someone's mother, when he gets her on the line he lets her have it.
Telemarketer calls Arnold Schwarzenegger	2 min 14 sec	A telemarketer calls Arnold offering him a Vegas vacation package he can't resist. When she tries to find out more about his personal life and family he gets nasty.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk	3 min 15 sec	One of the most popular celebrity prank calls ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk Guy. Judging by the man's behavior and responses, he had way too many to drink.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls the Drunk Guy again	4 min 29 sec	After harassing the Drunk man for over 3 minutes, Arnold actually calls him back and talks to him even longer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Marriott Rewards	4 min 37 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Marriott Rewards to reserve a hotel room for a Resident's Inn. Things get out of hand when he refuses to spell his last name.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Tech Support	3 min 50 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger needs tech support, but the phone rep will not assist him with an incomplete serial number.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Gift Shop	4 min 37 sec	Arnold calls a local Gift Shop demanding to know the address there. For obvious reasons the employees refuse to give "Adam Gibson" their location.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Hotels.com	2 min 54 sec	Arnold calls Hotels.com looking to see which Hotel Sarah Connor has checked into.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Escort Service	3 min 31 sec	Arnold calls an Escort Service to try to get to know the girl who answers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls the Phone Company	2 min 9 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Phone Company from outside America who apparently has never heard of him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Asian Woman	1 min 1 sec	Arnold calls an Asian lady who literally goes off on him when he pops the classic "who is your daddy" line. This prank is short and sweet.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls another Asian Woman	2 min 13 sec	Arnold calls the same household as above, but this time speaks to a different Asian woman looking for her father again.
Asian Woman calls Arnold Schwarzenegger	1 min 28 sec	An Asian woman who is looking for the Health Department calls the wrong number and gets Arnold Schwarzenegger on the phone. After this call it's a sure bet that she will be more careful when she dials in the future.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls AOL	4 min 10 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls AOL in search of an America Online employee by the name of Sarah Connor. The Indian outsourced employee named "Roger" is unable to locate Sarah.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Redneck at Preferred Reality	36 sec	This is another one of the original Arnold pranks. He calls a Redneck realtor who wants no part of Arnold's backtalk.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a man at 2 AM	56 sec	When Arnold says Good Morning, he really means it this time. The Governator gives a man a 2 AM wakeup call of a lifetime.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Hotel	4 min	Arnold calls a Hotel to reserve a room, only to find that they are sold out for the night. He then attempts to reach Sarah Connor's room.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Best Western	5 min 21 sec	Arnold calls Best Western to set up a 5 day vacation package. History is made as Arnold actually gives his credit card number.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Flower Company	2 min 49 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Flower Company and once again talks to a person who's father is deceased. Things get so bad on the line that Arnold is transferred to the supervisor.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Angry Guy	1 min 39 sec	Arnold calls a man who is so ticked off he takes his anger out on the Governator for no apparent reason.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Amazon	5 min 27 sec	Arnold calls Amazon and the employees actually act in an unprofessional manner by mocking him, and threatening to "Terminate" the call.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Premier Travel Inn	2 min 59 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking for a room in the United Kingdom, so he calls PTI for the reservation.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Hooters	35 sec	Arnold makes a short perverted call to Hooters.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Luxury Hotel	1 min 51 sec	Arnold calls a Luxury Hotel to attempt to reserve a Luxury suite.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Luxury Hotel again	6 min 16 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger calls the Luxury Hotel again, this time to reserve a room for Douglas Quaid and Miles Bennett Dyson.
Chrysler Financial calls Arnold Schwarzenegger	58 sec	Arnold is late on his car payment, when asked to do a check by phone, he decides to change the subject of the phone call from business to personal.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Gator Lodge	36 sec	Arnold ticks off an older lady at Gator Lodge in this original Arnold prank.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Hotel Reservations	4 min 44 sec	Arnold calls for Hotel reservations, but does not seem too interested in actually making a reservation.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Crazy Chinese Guy	3 min 10 sec	Arnold calls a Chinese man claiming to be a police officer, when the man realizes Arnold is no detective he literally goes nuts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Harasses a Man	3 min 52 sec	Arnold harasses a man and is threatened by the victim for his continuing prank phone calls.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Hertz	1 min 26 sec	Arnold calls Hertz Rent a Car Company and attempts to rent a car, but is accused of being a pervert.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Dominos Pizza	1 min 34 sec	Arnold calls Dominos Pizza and discovers that the employee who answers is more vulgar than he is.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Security Company	2 min 18 sec	Arnold Schwarzenegger harasses an actual Security Company who threatens to track down the Governator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Hooker	1 min 54 sec	Arnold calls a girl that is home alone and is looking for her address.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an English Man	3 min 8 sec	Arnold harasses a man from England.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Alcohol and Drug Services	1 min	Arnold calls an Alcoholic hotline to harass the operator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Sunshine Motel	1 min 15 sec	Yet another of the original and very common Arnold pranks. This time he gets too personal with the night clerk at Sunshine Motel.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Aunt Judy	2 min 27 sec	Arnold calls for a girl named Marie, and winds up talking to her Aunt Judy who actually invites the Terminator over to meet her.
Kerpal calls Arnold Schwarzenegger	43 sec	Kerpal's dog was kicked by Arnold's daughter, so he calls Arnold to set the situation straight.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for a Hair Cut	1 min 26 sec	Even hair salons are no longer safe from Arnold as he calls to make an appointment to get his hair cut.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Catalog Company	50 sec	A woman from a Catalog Company gets the surprise of a lifetime when she receives a phone call from Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Hotel	2 min 29 sec	Arnold calls a local hotel to attempt to reserve a room, however things get out of hand when he mentions the clerk's deceased mother.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Young Couple	25 sec	Arnold offends a young couple in a matter of 25 seconds.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Fenians Deli	1 min 23 sec	Arnold calls a local Deli and harasses every employee they put on the phone.