Arnold Schwarzenegger sings
Total Recalling |
3 min |
Arnold Schwarzenegger sings Total Recalling, which is a song about his experiences in the movie Total Recall.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a
Chinese Restaurant |
7 min 45 sec |
Arnold calls a Chinese Restaurant over and over and over again in search of Sarah Connor and Thomas Aquinas.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a
Pissed off Lady |
3 min 21 sec |
Arnold goes to battle with a very pissed off lady.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for a
Free Cruise Vacation |
5 min 7 sec |
Arnold received a mail voucher for a "free" cruise, however when he calls them back he finds out that not only is the cruise not really free, but he is also no longer allowed to call that company ever again.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Crazy Drunk and Wine Shop |
2 min 14 sec |
Arnold calls a Crazy Drunk who sounds almost as intoxicated as the original Drunk Guy. He also calls to harass a Wine Store.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Payphone |
1 min 48 sec |
Arnold calls a payphone and argues with a few thug wannabe guys, including a rather perverted one.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
The Collection Agency for the 3rd time |
3 min 49 sec |
Arnold makes a 3rd call to the Collection Agency, this time around he is even more rude and agressive by yelling and swearing at everyone immediately.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Chinatown |
2 min 3 sec |
Arnold calls Chinatown, and after being told that if he calls again they will phone the cops, he reminds them that he is a police officer and also brings Officer Martin on the line.
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Quiznos Torment Prank Call |
10 min 12 sec |
The Drunk Guy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Officer Martin, Florist, Black Guy and Drug & Alcohol Lady all team up for a hilarious prank call to Quiznos.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls an Angry Cop |
3 min 28 sec |
Detective John Kimble calls a man who claims to be a police officer, but makes some angry threats towards Arnold.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger & Irate Black Man
call a Redneck Family |
6 min 48 sec |
Arnold calls a Redneck Family who does not believe that he is a police officer. The Irate Black Man also appears on this hilarious call.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
The Irate Black Man |
3 min 37 sec |
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a classic showdown against The Irate Black Man who claims Arnold called a House of Christ.
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Indian Telemarketer calls
Arnold Schwarzenegger |
5 min 14 sec |
A telemarketer calls Arnold Schwarzenegger about receiving a "free" $100 gasoline card.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Wisconsin |
3 min 36 sec |
Arnold calls a family in Wisconsin to talk to them about Thomas Aquinas, and they refuse to show him any respect.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
The Fraud Dept |
4 min 47 sec |
The Fraud Dept left Arnold a message to return their "important call". He dials back and torments the hell out of them.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Arrests
an Escort |
1 min 14 sec |
Arnold goes undercover as he tries to seduce an Escort. When she refuses he threatens to arrest her.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
The Collection Agency Again |
3 min 44 sec |
The Collection Agency left Arnold Schwarzenegger a rude message on his answering machine again, so he dials them back for revenge.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
The Travel Agency |
4 min |
Arnold wants to go on a vacation for his birthday, however he is treated with complete disrespect when he identifies himself as Arnold Schwarzenegger to the operator.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking
for a safe place |
3 min 46 sec |
People are trying to kill Arnold, so he calls looking for a safe place to hide, but winds up ticking off some operators.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
Murphy The Plumber |
4 min 47 sec |
In one of the best Arnold calls ever, the Terminator speaks to a clueless plumber and accuses him of being a drug dealer. The 2 have a very hilarious verbal battle.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
The Retired Escort |
1 min 26 sec |
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for an Escort Service, however the phone # is no longer that type of business, but Arnold still tries to hit on the woman that answers anyway.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
a Vacation Telemarketer |
6 min 32 sec |
Arnold received a mail voucher for a "free" vacation. He calls back to redeem his prize, however the verification code he attempts to use, 7171177711 does not seem to be correct.
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People are trying to kill
Arnold Schwarzenegger |
2 min 2 sec |
People are trying to kill Arnold. He doesn't know how, he doesn't know why, but what he does know is that he needs to dial as many random numbers as possible to cry for help.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
an Auto Repair Superstore |
3 min 45 sec |
Arnold calls an Auto Repair Superstore to ask the female employees a bunch of questions. He is accused of being a computer nerd by one of the rude employees.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Telemarketer |
5 min 30 sec |
A Telemarketer has been calling Arnold daily, so he finally calls them back and catches them all by surprise.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Jamie |
3 min |
Arnold is looking for his wife Jamie, so he starts calling several random businesses to see if they know where she is.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
Random Places |
4 min 50 sec |
Arnold calls a bunch of Random Places and harasses several people in many random ways.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
an Crazy Motel Lady |
2 min 19 sec |
Arnold calls a Crazy Motel Lady who threatens police action against him for asking for her clothes.
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Christian Bale & Arnold Schwarzenegger
call a Hotel |
4 min 46 sec |
Christian Bale needs a room, but instead turns psycho on the call. Arnold gets on the line with a different operator and discusses what is going on with Skynet.
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People in the UK are trying
to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger |
1 min 13 sec |
Arnold is not safe anywhere, including the United Kingdom as even people over there are trying to kill him.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger gets
threatened by a Redneck |
2 min 41 sec |
Arnold calls to harass a woman, however a redneck gets on the phone and makes some serious threats toward the Governator.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
a Psychopathic Bitch |
2 min 50 sec |
Arnold calls a woman who goes completely psycho on him and continues to verbally abuse him, even after he identifies himself as a police officer.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls
an Immoral Indian |
7 min 45 sec |
Arnold calls an Indian Man who says some of the most perverted things ever heard on a soundboard prank call.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger & Joe Pesci
call The Epic Crazy Lady |
2 min 10 sec |
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Pesci team up to harass The Epic Crazy Lady, who makes some serious threats towards the both of them.
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