Quotes from Bigfoot, who is one of the more popular members of the Howard Stern Wack Pack.
Thanks to FridockShir for the audio.

(by Mobiethian)
Colossal Racist Bitch calls The Collection Agency to tell them to stop bothering her. She talks to a black man who claims that she is crazy about black people.

(by xxmagic8ballxx)
Frank Rizzo is looking for a job and calls an Auto Shop who is currently not hiring. After he threatens them for this, they inform him why he would never get hired by anyone.
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